Advice for Dick Cheney ...

"Cheney has plenty of high-priced public relations experts on his payroll to give him advice, so he probably doesn't needs ours. But for what it's worth: Go to Corpus Christi. Comfort your friend. Hold a news conference in the hospital parking lot. Explain what happened. Express anguish. Take responsibility." -USA TODAY

This is good advice, but pulling it off would require Dick Cheney to suddenly morph into Bill Clinton. Not likely...